Redneck Humor

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Redneck Bass Boat [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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hahah oohh crap hahahahahahha...I can't tell which one is funnier...the boat chair lhahahha or the elite fighting group...hahahahahahhahahahahha...

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Or the thought of any BIG OL BOY being called COOTER [img]eek.gif[/img]

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<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 22, 2006 11:53 PM: Message edited by: ellanoize ]</font>

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Good grief..you're killing me ..these are splitting my sides...I can't decide which one is funniest...probably the dyslexic camper LOL

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*ROTF*

ok I actually have a redneck joke too

Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street, and they see a sign on a store which reads
Suits $5.99 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers $2.50 each.

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take em back to Lexington, sell em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin cuz if they hear yer accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Ohio drawl so's they don't know we is from Kentucky."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Ohio drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.99 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."

"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Kentucky, ain't ya?"

"Well..yeah." says a surprised Bubba..."How come you knowed that?"

"Because this is a dry-cleaners."